An interesting question posed by the good folks at the Royal Toybox. I'd like to say someone cool like Edward Norton, but seeing as how I've already said I would make out with him that would add all sorts of weird dimensions to this choice that I am not prepared to deal with. No, to be honest I would probably be played by this guy. (Actually when Dodge Ball came out I got lots of e-mail from people I went to high school asking me if I was in that movie.)
I present to you Joel Moore:
Now who would be tapped to play our illustrious BufBloPoFo organizer Mr. Garvey? As he points out in his post Kevin James is such an obvious choice. I can't look at him without my brain going "Garvey!?" However I think I have to agree with DHKA.